Isn't it frustrating when your toothpaste is about to finish and you have to squeeze it all the way from the bottom to top hence wasting precious seconds of your life on such a menial task which scientists should have founded a solution to decades ago?
Well have no fear!THE TOOTHPASTE DISPENSER IS HERE! Invented by yours truly.
This amazing new product makes brushing your teeth easy and hassle free!
Its extremely portable,only the size of your average fridge so you can take it with you on trips!Anything for consumer convenience!
The Toothpaste Dispenser also provides you with an incredible variety of toothpastes to choose from!You can either choose KomodoLion Toothpaste(Grape) or KomodoLion Toothpaste(Orange).Fun for humans of all ages!
To use the Toothpaste Dispenser, just place your toothbrush in the scanning area.The shape and size of your toothbrush will be scanned to ensure optimum dispensing of toothpaste.This process will only take 45 minutes.Next, select your preferred toothpaste.This will take only 15 minutes.Then,prepare to be amazed as the Toothpaste Dispenser does its magic!
For safety purposes,please turn off all electrical appliances in the vicinity(preferably with a radius of 10 miles).If you do so,there will be no electrical shocks or blackouts for the next few weeks whatsoever.If you are having trouble with your product,please don't hesitate to call the number that is not on the back of your product.
The Toothpaste Dispenser(Copyright Reserved),Brush your teeth in style!
Till next time...
man! where can i order one?
ReplyDeleteThank you all!It isn't in the market yet but I'll keep you posted!:D
ReplyDeleteI use my snot as toothpaste...don't need this product. I can dispense my snot easily...I can demonstrate for you if you want.
ReplyDeleteDemonstrate on yourself and maybe I'll consider.
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