Royal Wedding?Small thing.

COMPARED TO MINE!!! Here are the details.

Venue
Jupiter

Date
37th of May 1408

List of bridesmaids
Prince William(He agreed after I bribed him with a dozen bottles of YunNam Hair products.)

Barack Obama(We go way back.He used to mow the lawn in my old house.After giving him an inspiring speech on dreams and aspirations,he resigned and moved on to be some kind of big politician)

Justin Bieber(Because he just needs somebody to love.)

Note:It is compulsory for all bridesmaids to wear the purple silk dresses provided.Make-up artists will be provided 3 hours before the ceremony.Bridesmaids are free to accessorise as they please.High-heels(minimum of 4.5 inches) must be worn.

Entertainment
Lady Gaga(After begging incessantly via tweets,emails,letters and facebook,I finally agreed to let her sing at the ceremony)

The blowing up of Pluto(Because it isn't that important a planet,being kicked out of our solar system and all.Plus people like to watch things explode)

Food
Fugu(A blowfish dish that will cause instant death if not prepared by expert chefs.It's poison is 12 times more lethal than cyanide.I've asked Bob,a trainee chef with 6 months of experience in the Gurney Drive Hawker Centre to prepare the fugu.He's never been to college.)

Well I'll post more details later.Everyone is invited!(provided you have your very own space suit and mode of transport)

Till next time...