Saturday, 16 April 2011

Not Awesome...YET

The choice selection for the blog backdrop is completely unawesome.

So when I get the hang of this blogging thing,CHANGES SHALL BE MADE.

My blog backdrop is gonna have the theme of AMAZINGLY-INCREDIBLE-AND-ASTONISHINGLY-AWESOME-AND-QUITE-IRRITATING-TOO.Awesome name right?I know.

Anyways I'm gonna get rid of the rain-stained LAME layout and replace it with an interactive one.

The layout will be black-because its TIMELESS-and the words will be black too.But fear not!As I have thought of everything!There will be a dim glow around your cursor so that,if you squint and look at it really hard, you can see some of the words.Reading will be slow..but like an exquisite wine,one has to savour my words of wisdom/awesomeness and not gulp it all down in one go.My new layout will help you with that.Feel free to leave a thank you note in the comments section.

Oh and for entertainment and annoyance,while reading my blog you will find that there will be a bunch of furless bunnies stalking your cursor.Upon clicking,they will burst into flames and multiply.So don't blame me if your screen is suddenly full of furless bunnies because you 'accidentally' clicked on and burnt so many of them....sicko.I warned you...

My blog will also be formatted to turn your webcam on and take a picture of you so that you,as an avid reader of my blog will be eligible to enter my annual lucky draw contest.Prizes range from a used tissue paper to an empty tissue paper box.Hey no need to thank me,without my fans I wouldn't be here.Oh wait..actually I would! Thats it,I'm withdrawing the contest.

And to keep you on your toes,my blog will be designed to spontaneously make loud and random noises regardless of how tuned down your volume is.Don't ask about the noises.You'll spoil the surprise...

Well I guess that's it for now.If I have anymore ideas,you will personally be informed via email,facebook,twitter,msn and poslaju.

Till next time...

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