The Aqua Mop

Is your back aching from all the countless times you washed and squeezed dry your mop?Well have no fear!The Aqua Mop is here!Invented,yet again,by yours truly.

With The Aqua Mop,you won't need to wet,wash or dry your mop ever again!(For the next 3 days).This innovative invention has a built in water cylinder that's only the size of your regular oxygen tank.With just the push of a button,the pull of a few levers in order,the turn of several dials(6 times each both clockwise and anticlockwise) and the twist of the large blue screw,you can wet your mop instantly.Easy as pie!(Warning:If you don't follow the order it will most likely self-destruct)

The Aqua Mop weighs a mere 25kg and you only require the help of 3 other people to use it!Convenient and user-friendly!But wait,there's more.It comes with a free packet of biologically modified microbacteria designed to kill germs on your mop.Said bacteria may mutate and become potentially deadly to you and your family but the risk is worth it!There's only a 98% chance of that happening!

This product also comes with dryers to ensure that the drying process be carried out quickly and efficiently.Just install the dryers after you've finished mopping.You will find a step-by-step guide in your 792 page manual on dryers.To learn more about the Aqua Mop,you can purchase the complete manual(589,052 pages) at your local bookstore in Thailand for only 20 mil bhat.

Today is your lucky day!The Aqua Mop is currently on promotion!Buy 1 for RM15,000 and get one more for RM20,000!An incredible bargain!Get your very own Aqua Mop today!

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