2012.Is It The End?

Maybe.But I'm not taking any chances.

Rather than ignoring our possible impending doom like most of you out there, I have made preparations to ensure my continued existence.

I have rented out a private jet for the day (I will most likely own it anyway by noon due to the spreading destruction of the world.Hahaha.Suckers.). But I assure you,I'm not as selfish as you think I am.I have chosen to share my jet with a mime,a professional boxer and a corrupted politician (Only the most important people that I believe will help me make The New World a better place.)

As for the food supply,I have recently bought 50,000 cans of Heinz Baked Beans from Tesco which will last us about 2 days.It should be enough considering that the end of the world will last for only 2 hours.This data I gathered from the movie '2012',proving that my research is indeed undisputable and legitimate in every way.I even invited John Cusack to join my jet entourage.Unfortunately my letter must have gotten lost in the mail as he has yet to accept my invitation.

Well these are my plans.Now there leaves only 1 queation.Have YOU prepared for 2012?

Till next time...(Or will there BE a next time?)