10 Things You Didn't Know Before Reading This

1.The earth is not flat,neither is it a sphere.Its actually a slightly disfigured cube.(You may have been deceived for your entire existence,but most people still remain clueless on this subject.Take comfort in that thought.)

2.A spider is not an insect.Its a carnivorous plant.(Recent discovery by scientists.True story.)

3.Darwin was wrong.Man did not evolve from apes.Man evolved from tuna.(Ever wonder about Michael Phelps?Now you know the truth.)

4.There's a tribe of leprechauns living on the moon.(After negotiating a peace treaty with President Nixon,it was decided that the tribe be left in peace and the moon footage of them destroyed.)

5.People can glow in the dark.(Its just difficult to see as there are too many lights on at night.But try going into a pitch black cave at night without a flashlight.You might be surprised.)

6.The Tooth Fairy was arrested and jailed multiple times for breaking and entering.The same happened to Santa Claus.(Charges were eventually dropped so that the police could remain on the 'Nice' list.)

7.Cats and pineapples constantly communicate via omega waves.(Discovered in 1982 by Professor Theright Eous Queen.A discovery that revolutionized the world of science.)

8.Spongebob Squarepants is actually female.(She has deeply rooted issues.)

9.Cows fall from the sky every 2nd Tuesday of March in a small town north of New Zealand.(Research shows that this has been a recurring incident since 10,000 B.C.)

10.Lizards can speak Spanish.If they feel like it.

Till next time...